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This year-old factory worker joined a White tiger for lunch yesterday in the cat's Delhi zoo home. After being cautioned twice to not climb over the fence enclosing the tiger enclosure, Maqsood climbed over the fence a third time and then swam across the moat over to Tiger Island.
Anchorman 25 May , Georgia year-old Chance Werner had recently graduated from high school and on the early hours of Sunday morning he was at Lake Allatoona celebrating with friends by playing the Shopping Cart Game. The Shopping Cart Game is evidently popular The Thing Ring May , England In the interest of public safety, the Darwin Awards editors are releasing this ribald and unsavory event to the public to serve as a warning to adventurous amorous males.
Sports Training 2 March , Rotterdam, Netherlands Two apparently intoxicated men dared each other to test their courage against an intercity train at a Rotterdam train station. At hours on a Sunday night, the station was crowded with more than fans returning from a soccer-match pitting Feyenoord against Ajax at De Kuip, the most beautiful soccer stadium in Holland Moderators have ruled this recent Illinois shooting death "too common" and lacking the creativity of a true Darwin Award.
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